Interviewer: Good evening, tonight we have Liberal Minister for Truth, Ima Lyre, who’s recently returned from a trip to Nauru. Good evening, Ms. Lyre.
Lyre: It is a good evening, just shows that there’s no need for that carbon tax, doesn’t it?
Interviewer: Sorry, I don’t follow.
Lyre: Well, you should. That’s what all the Murdoch journalists do.
Interviewer: I mean, I don’t understand.
Lyre: it’s perfectly simple. It’s a good evening. There’s no warming. Everything’s fine.
Interviewer: I don’t see how one evening…
Lyre: Are we here for an interview or for you to ram your opinion down people’s throat?
Interviewer: Ok, how would you rate your first 100 days in office?
Lyre: Well, of course, it’s not up to me to rate it. That would be arrogant. That’s the Prime Minister’s job. And he rates it A+.
Interviewer: Some of the opinion polls are suggesting that people are…
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